Death. And like, a few of its friends.

1. What did the frog leg say to Galvani?
[brought about by Nik listening to Electric Feel - MGMT (love that song lol) ]


Wait for it


Wait

"Ooh, GAL, you SHAWK me liek an electric feel"




2. What's orange and sounds like "parrot" ????!?!? (Victor Wong)



No

It's not that obvious.


I'm serious.


It's actually





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Carrot.






3. A brown bear and a polar bear jump into the water. Which one gets out? (Chem tutor)






Lol.

Brown bear gets out, of course. The intermolecular forces (dipole-dipole interactions) between the polar bear and the polar H2O molecules means that the polar bear freaking dissolves.





4. (a) "Frankenstein is a frank reminder of ....."
    (b) "Blade Runner offers a sharp critique of..." (Simon)