Wise words

A collection of wise sayings. HSC English Advanced, people.

Mikey says: (to Brian)
*u boobs so big
*they
*eat your mother
*who is also fat
*LOL
*im so funny



EDIT

Mikey Xie says (8:02 PM)
i know you are
but what are you
p li says (8:02 PM)
but
what
LOL
Mikey Xie says (8:02 PM)
LOL
owned.
p li says (8:02 PM)
by me
(you )
got
Mikey Xie says (8:02 PM)
i full stopped it
so that doesnt make sense
p li says (8:02 PM)
because
Mikey Xie says (8:02 PM)
by me you got owned
p li says (8:02 PM)
you make a lot of sense
Mikey Xie says (8:02 PM)
i do make a lot of sense
Mikey Xie says (8:03 PM)
in fact im a sense factory


EDIT

p li said (4:05 PM)
your fridge is your face
which is also your fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:05 PM)
but my fridge is ur fridge
because
p li says (4:05 PM)
exactly
Mikey Xie says (4:05 PM)
a fridge is a fridge
p li says (4:05 PM)
so you are my fridge.
Mikey Xie says (4:05 PM)
and fridges are fridges
p li says (4:05 PM)
yes
Mikey Xie says (4:05 PM)
but ur a fridge
p li says (4:05 PM)
i put magnets on you
no see
Mikey Xie says (4:05 PM)
no
p li says (4:05 PM)
fridges are fridges
Mikey Xie says (4:05 PM)
fridge magnets
arent fridges
p li says (4:05 PM)
fridges cant own fridges because they are fridges
Mikey Xie says (4:05 PM)
so you cant
p li says (4:06 PM)
so i cant own a fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:06 PM)
put a fridge magnet
on a fridge
p li says (4:06 PM)
so im not a fridge but the owner of a fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:06 PM)
because you are a fridge
you fridging fridge
p li says (4:06 PM)
nono
see i cant put a magnet on a fridge if im a magnet
but
if im not a manget
even if im a fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:06 PM)
that doesnt make sense!
p li says (4:06 PM)
which i am not
then i can put a magnet on a fridge
ie
Mikey Xie says (4:06 PM)
i can put a pli on a pli
p li says (4:06 PM)
i can put a magnet on you
Mikey Xie says (4:06 PM)
even if im a pli
because plis are fridges
p li says (4:06 PM)
no
youre a fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:06 PM)
yes
p li says (4:06 PM)
so
mikey = fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:06 PM)
but i fridged your mother
p li says (4:06 PM)
mikeys =/= fridges
p li says (4:07 PM)
because
Mikey Xie says (4:07 PM)
last night
with a fridge
p li says (4:07 PM)
theres only 1 fridge
in my house
which is mikey
Mikey Xie says (4:07 PM)
so im not a fridge
p li says (4:07 PM)
so i steal food from you
Mikey Xie says (4:07 PM)
lol
but its not stealing
from a fridge
becaues fridges
are fridging fridges
p li says (4:07 PM)
run on electricity
and do not metabolise
have no dna
Mikey Xie says (4:07 PM)
yeah
p li says (4:07 PM)
are not biological beings
are mikeys!
i mean
fridge is mikey!
Mikey Xie says (4:07 PM)
theyre like
iron mans
with fridges
p li says (4:07 PM)
so youre a fridge
and iron man too
Mikey Xie says (4:07 PM)
i have an iron man fridge
but im not a fridge
p li says (4:08 PM)
no
you are
the iron man fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:08 PM)
my iron man fridge
shoots u
p li says (4:08 PM)
you can save the world
Mikey Xie says (4:08 PM)
who is a fridge
p li says (4:08 PM)
but end of the day
youre a fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:08 PM)
no
i can get into
my iron man fridge
and save hte world
p li says (4:08 PM)
no
Mikey Xie says (4:08 PM)
and end of day
p li says (4:08 PM)
you are the iron man fridge!
Mikey Xie says (4:08 PM)
i get out of my fridge
p li says (4:08 PM)
you cant
Mikey Xie says (4:08 PM)
no YOURE an iron man fridge
p li says (4:08 PM)
fridges cant get into fridges
thats stupid because it defeats the point of the fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:08 PM)
fridges can get into fridges
i can put a mini fridge
inside a fridge
i was fridging bored
p li says (4:08 PM)
unless its a really realllyyyy noob fridge that doesnt work
probably a mikey fridge
p li says (4:09 PM)
nono
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
no
p li says (4:09 PM)
then youre a mini fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
noo
p li says (4:09 PM)
you;re tiny!
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
if i were a fridge
which im not
p li says (4:09 PM)
youre a tiny fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
i would be a ginormous fridge
a godzilla fridge
who attacks
a city
p li says (4:09 PM)
a ginormous godzilla tiny fridge!
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
see thats
p li says (4:09 PM)
smaller than companion cube
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
an oxymoron
you moron
p li says (4:09 PM)
no
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
yes
p li says (4:09 PM)
yes im a moron
but
youre an oxymoron
like
Mikey Xie says (4:09 PM)
WINNER
i see
p li says (4:09 PM)
you got oxygenated because you were too reactive as a moron
p li says (4:10 PM)
you were like
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
but
p li says (4:10 PM)
fricking free radical moron
fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
oxygenating something
is becoming
more
sexy
p li says (4:10 PM)
hippie fridge
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
so sexy mikey
= oxymoron
because
p li says (4:10 PM)
so
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
mikey is already sexy
p li says (4:10 PM)
sexy-=oxy
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
and you dont need to say
p li says (4:10 PM)
and mikey=moron
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
mikey = sexy
p li says (4:10 PM)
nono
if sexy mikey = oxymoron
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
wait thats not even the right thing nemore
what is it
ahha
p li says (4:10 PM)
then mikey=moron
Mikey Xie says (4:10 PM)
small dwarf = something
stop
nooo
what is it
LOL
p li says (4:10 PM)
what
Mikey Xie says (4:11 PM)
big giant
p li says (4:11 PM)
small fridge = mikey = moron?
Mikey Xie says (4:11 PM)
whats that called
p li says (4:11 PM)
red giant
?
black hole?
Mikey Xie says (4:11 PM)
big giant =="
p li says (4:11 PM)
neutron star, quasar ??
big giant LOL
Mikey Xie says (4:11 PM)
its got a word
for it
haha
two similar terms
with no point
or osmething
p li says (4:11 PM)
large giant
giant giant
huge giant
big big
Mikey Xie says (4:11 PM)
is a ...
p li says (4:12 PM)
antimikey antimikey
Mikey Xie says (4:12 PM)
ahhhhhhh mind block
p li says (4:12 PM)
gg
momentum is lost
imma do my assignment for a bit LOL
Mikey Xie says (4:12 PM)
LOl
Mikey Xie says (4:16 PM)
LOL it was tautology
u faill
okay hf assigment haha
p li says (4:16 PM)
LOL
english extension 1
good useful subject
Mikey Xie says (4:16 PM)
hhahaha